Title: King of the Barbers
Fandom: Sweeney Todd
Characters: Pirelli
Prompt: 029, Birth
Word Count: 1218
Rating: PG for a wee bit of language
Summary: I'm addicted to origin stories, what can I say?
Author's Notes: I'm not dead. Promise. Neither is my muse (well, more or less).

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Title: Other Roads
Fandom: Sweeney Todd
Characters: Lucy Barker, Judge Turpin, Daniel O'Higgens, Johanna, Tobias, Mrs. Lovett, Beadle Bamford, Benjamin Barker
Prompt: 082 - If
Word Count: 3056
Rating: R
Author's Notes: In addition to the usual fanfic disclaimer, I should add that the "10 things that never happened" format is not mine. I've seen it used in various places, so I don't have a specific person to credit or anything, but I find it interesting, and it worked well for the prompt, at least in theory. I hope it's apparent, but just to be clear, these are 10 seperate little AU ficlets. They aren't connected to one another beyond being things that never actually happened.

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