Housecleaning...
Jan. 17th, 2006 09:47 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
dolevalanSo, I'm cleaning out my fanfiction folder this evening, and I run across my big project of several years ago. I had totally forgotten, but I cast Into the Woods with the characters from Final Fantasy X, and reworked the script accordingly. Now granted, most of the script is still Sondheim's, but I did it specifically for one particular friend. And then I posted it on Fanfic.net. Ha. Anyway, it's not really a fic, nor even especially good, but parts of it still make me giggle.
Braska, Seymour, and Rikku are lost. While wandering around searching for Anima, they run into Cid, Baltero, Donna, the clones, and Lulu. While they bicker, suddenly the giant (who is actually a giantess called Yunalesca) appears and demands the boy who killed her husband. They explain Tidus is not present, but Yunalesca doesn’t believe them. Desperate, they look for someone to offer in place of Tidus, and settle on Maechen. He talks them out of it, saying he needs to tell the story and so cannot participate, but at the last minute, Lulu intervenes, casts slow on him, and gives him to Yunalesca. The giantess realizes it is not Tidus, and drops Maechen to his death. Wakka shows up, and, with his usual mental swiftness starts arguing with Yunalesca, calling her, among other things, a son of a shoopuf . To silence him, Cid hits Wakka on the head with a blitzball. It bounces off Wakka’s hair, so Cid resorts to forbidden machina and shoots Wakka with an Uzi . Before dying, Wakka makes Braska promise not to let Yunalesca get Tidus. Shiva, who has been driven insane, possibly by living with Rin and hearing “May I help you?” at all hours of the day and night, runs on. Lulu tries to restrain her, but Shiva runs in the direction of the giantess, who tramples her.
Anyway, if, for some odd reason, you want to look at this crazy thing, it's still here. Oh, the silliness...
Braska, Seymour, and Rikku are lost. While wandering around searching for Anima, they run into Cid, Baltero, Donna, the clones, and Lulu. While they bicker, suddenly the giant (who is actually a giantess called Yunalesca) appears and demands the boy who killed her husband. They explain Tidus is not present, but Yunalesca doesn’t believe them. Desperate, they look for someone to offer in place of Tidus, and settle on Maechen. He talks them out of it, saying he needs to tell the story and so cannot participate, but at the last minute, Lulu intervenes, casts slow on him, and gives him to Yunalesca. The giantess realizes it is not Tidus, and drops Maechen to his death. Wakka shows up, and, with his usual mental swiftness starts arguing with Yunalesca, calling her, among other things, a son of a shoopuf . To silence him, Cid hits Wakka on the head with a blitzball. It bounces off Wakka’s hair, so Cid resorts to forbidden machina and shoots Wakka with an Uzi . Before dying, Wakka makes Braska promise not to let Yunalesca get Tidus. Shiva, who has been driven insane, possibly by living with Rin and hearing “May I help you?” at all hours of the day and night, runs on. Lulu tries to restrain her, but Shiva runs in the direction of the giantess, who tramples her.
Anyway, if, for some odd reason, you want to look at this crazy thing, it's still here. Oh, the silliness...
